Now that I have your attention, I suppose I should explain my intent. The sole purpose of this blog is to provide myself with a place to put things that are no longer appropriate in other social forums due to my inability to decline friend/follower/circle requests from people who will inevitably question my online shenanigans at weddings, Thanksgiving, and other family and social functions. Srsly. It gets awkward.

Some of this stuff will be mine (the previous two MEMEs, for example), as in originally conceived and manufactured from my own occasionally troubled and consistently wayward cognition; some of it will be junk I have found, deemed brilliant, and desire to share; some of it will be exemplary of what I accept to be the meaning of life and the purpose of humanity; some of it will be asinine.

I’ll leave it to you to judge which is which.